WWE Monday Night Raw Review 10.3.26
Written By Patrick O'malley.
Superstars Seen Turning Up.
Penta. The Kabuki Warriors. Oba Femi. Rusev, and. Cm Punk were all seen before the show.
Adam Pearce Segment.
Monday Night Raw kicked off with Adam Pearce standing in the middle of the ring, looking like an annoyed school headmaster before an assembley, so he called out the cause of his annoyance. Seth Rollins. What came next was pure comedy. The Black hoodies came out, and they did the dodgiest version of comtemporary dance that I've ever seen, only to reveal Seth just standing there. Adam tried to reason with him, as the outlook of The Vision has not just started to dwindle, they've become redundant. Adams words brought out Austin Theory, and everyones favourite fake conversation maker Logan Paul, and just like always they added nothing to this promo segment. LA Knight then showed up, to have a fight, as The Uso's made the save. I hated this. The hoodies are WWE's answer to The Mighty Morphin Power Rangers Puddies, and it's embarrassing. Whilst the scripting surrounding this segment was woeful at best. As a child growing up. My older brother loved to listen to the band Weezer. This segment reminded of the end to there Bubby Holly music video. Not so good Al.
Womens Intercontinental No1 Contenders Gauntlet Match.
I't's no secret that i'm not a fan of this Match stipulation, and it's for this reason. All the tropes that you would expect came in. It was too long, and quickly became overexhausting to watch. This lasted for nearly over 40 minutes, and even though i'm a fan of all the ladies in this Match, overall this did nothing for me. Bayley beat. Asuka. Iyo Sky. Raquel Rodriguez, and. Lyra Valkyria, to earn herself a shot at AJ Lee's Womens Intercontinental Championship Thanks to Lyra Valkyria. Becky Lynch's X game during this Match was pure patter. Oh and hello Liv Morgan. She messed up.
Nattie Segment.
I had one thought that ran through my mind when I watched this ad filler segment, and it's this. Nattie has just given Shakira her next hit, I mean Harts don't lie sells itself. Thank God Maxxine Dupri shut her up. I hate this new character, but everyone week I Clockwork Orange my eyes open just so I can review it. I do the work so you guys don't have to.
Elgrande Americano Segment Meets Danhausen.
I love me some Danhausen especially when he's annoying people. The OG Elgrande Americano was a bit rude wasn't he. Danhausen then put a curse on him turning him into the new Elgrande Americano. This would lead to The New Elgrande Americano losing his shot at the Intercontinental Championship against Penta, in what was a boring TV Match.
Stephanie Vaquer Segment.
Stephanie Vaquer hates Liv Morgan. In the words of Vampire Willow from Buffy The Vampire Slayer. Bored now.
Danhausen Segment.
I want a free Danhausen t shirt, because i'm a 38 year old fanhausen. He's very nice. Very evil. I love that Danhausen.
A Judgement Day Divided.
Poor Finn Balor. He's the voice of reason. Dominik Mysterio proved why he's an underrated heel. He acted like the stereotypical crybaby, and excuse maker, and called out Finn Balor. The Irishman then came out, and stood his corner, stating that he was trying to help Dom last week, but what he learnt was that Dom is a selfish p****, because he's pushed everyone away that has tried to help him. He pie faced Dom, and just like that it was done, and sealed with pure chaos. Finn was beaten down by. Liv. Raquel. JD, and of course Dom. I liked this. We can all celebrate now, because the ballad of The Judgement Day Saga is over, and Kiss can finally retire.
Kofi Kingston Gave Jevon Evans Some Advice.
Kofi Kingston gave Jevon Evans some advice. There's only one Kofi Kingston, so don't step on my feet kid.
Rusev vs Oba Femi.
Funny thing I was eating a MEAT sandwich when I watched this, because who doesn't like big beefy boys doing big beefy things. Oba got the win.
Cm Punk Segment.
I loved this. Punk as always was on fire last night, as he laid bare what he knows what he is. The best of the best, and a proud fighting champion. Punk has great taste in movies, because the Best Of The Best film series is awesome, and I won't hear nothing more. He said that if anyone challenges him, they better come physically and verbally prepped, because he would bury them, just like he did Roman Reigns. This brought out The Uso's, who stood up for there absent, and fallen family members. Both Jimmy, and. Jey just wanted Punk to apologise for what he said last week about Romans Dad. Punk talked about the history that he has with the Anoi family, and he spoke with passion, whilst making the brothers think. why are they out here, It's because Punk is in Romans head. He's here whilst Roman doesn't care. This was brilliant. This worked to dig beneath the surface of Romans mental state, whilst he wasn't in the building.
Overview Of WWE Monday Night Raw.
This was a mediocre run through of a tame show. WWE can do so much better than this, and given the fact that were on the road to WrestleMania, this weeks Monday Night Raw screamed must do better.
This weeks Monday Night Raw is a low 4/10.